https://clips.twitch.tv/moonstreuxx/EnergeticStinkbugSmoocherZ
"Baby, you're the pearl in an ocean of ugly"
There's something entertaining about a pick up line being repeated by a text-to-speech program.
This is Moonstreux, a certified twitch hotty who I'd imagine enjoys hot cocoa, a good book and long walks in nature.
Right M'lady?
Who am I kidding, I just gave a girl $5 to try to see if I make her smile with an awkward line that might best belong in a Boyz II Men bootleg album.
I therefore must call the mission a resounding success as she not only smiled, she drew a heart in the air and played with her hair.
I think I'm ready for the big leagues now, Tinder, here I come.
